You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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