That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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