he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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