ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
All the doctor said was why
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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