Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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