Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
In America we eat man semen.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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