Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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