It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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