Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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