is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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