Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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