If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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