Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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