Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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