Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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