Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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