go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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