Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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