okay pat passed out under dana's car
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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