he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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