It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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