My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
i out mim tonsoeep
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