that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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