On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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