Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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