like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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