This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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