this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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