I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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