I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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