Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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