it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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