just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
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