it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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