Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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