Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
