It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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