Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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