is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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