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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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