I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
