So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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