they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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