sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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