..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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