About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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