I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Randomize
