Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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