So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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