There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
