So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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