I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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