it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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