Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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