Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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